I'm Not a Real Blogger, But I Play One on the Internet

I will now re-enact my response to finding out that I am today’s featured blogger at SITS (The Secret to Success is Support).

AAAAAAGH!

Visitors are coming! Hurry up!
Clean the family room! Wash your faces! They’ll be here any second . . . 

Sure, Mom. We'll get right on it.

Hello, my dear SITStas. Won’t you come in? Welcome to my blog.

My name is Kim, and I'd like to introduce you to
my four savages lovely and refined daughters.

This girl is 12 and plays competitive soccer, . . .

this kid is 10 and won't stay out of trees, . . .

and these chuckleheads are 4 years old.

Cable TV is unavailable where we live,

so a pair of identical twins comes in handy when we need to be entertained.

We reside in Alaska, . . .

along with our beagle, Daisy, . . .

our mouse-murdering cat, Tie-Dye, . . .

and the many moose that run through our back yard. Git! Shoo! No, not you, gentle readers. I was yelling at the moose. Don't let their cute babies fool you.

Git out of here, you skinny-legged twig eater!

I don’t know how to describe my blog, other than to say that I write a little of this and that, and post lots of pictures of . . .

Wildlife, . . .

. . . wildflowers . . .

. . . and wild-haired children.

Thanks for stopping by. If you don't come back again real soon, I could get so lonely I might wander out into a snowbank and die. And it would be all your fault.

Dinner last night: veggie stir fry over rice

Exactly one year ago:

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